Jason Leach of Subhead has started a company that will press your ashes into a vinyl record once you die.
You can get up to 30 discs, about 12 minutes each side for 2 grand.500 quid deposit, the rest on delivery so you have to sign something that gives them the money when you die.
If you really want to be buried, you can just get a particular body part cremated and they'll use that.
fuckin amazin. check it out
http://www.andvinyly.com/
What would you have on it? Sid Vicious' 'My Way'?, Thriller?, Roy Chubby Brown? maybe a derek and clive sketch. Or a locked groove of me farting or saying 'shiteshiteshite' or something daft. Or maybe a touching recorded message to my daughter. Nah, farts it is.
Jump, you fucker, jump.
ReplyDeleteJump into this 'ere blanket wot we are 'oldin.
He jumped.
Hit the deck.
Broke his fa__cki__n... neck.
There was - no - blanket.
Laugh? We nearly shat.
We 'ad not laughed that much since grandma died.
Or Aunty Nelly...
Got her...
Left tit stuck in the mangle.
Filthy fackers...
A-aa__arse'oles.
haha the exact one I had in mind Scobie . . .
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